|—||Rory Gilmore (via lorelaicubed)|
just got home from work, super tired after the early shift but looking forward to watching buffy, painting my nails and getting an early night
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.
Which beat scissors.
Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper.
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
i mean tbh she was p cool when i first met her, but we didn’t really talk at all before the wedding; after the wedding we finally had alone time and i was like “so what do you like to do in your spare time” and she was like “i like to dismantle the patriarchy” and that’s when i knew. i thought WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO OH GOD SHE’S WACKED. and the rest is history