In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
i’m like 76% coffee 24% sad
I have spent the last hour and a half listening to 6 Music and reading The Vagenda. Not sorry, and here is my favourite article so far.
(Side note, if you’ve never read The Vagenda you probably should.)